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Currently blogging at The Fractal Hall Journal and contributing to the Toybox of Solitude.

Monday, December 12, 2005

What I Don't Want For Christmas

The Menthol tag on the tube should have given it away, though nowhere did it say that the shaving gel is for sensitive skin in the sense that it imbues your skin with unpleasant sensitivity. There should be a warning that "cooling sensation" actually means "chemical burning". And while I'm on the subject, Deep Heat should more properly be called Deep Sting.


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