To My Parents, With Apologies

In an odd twist of synchronicity, both my Dad and I Googled my name this week for no apparent reason than boredom. I discovered that this method randomly led me to my cousin Phil's Doctor Who DVD reviews, and Dad discovered my web presence here. No big news, but a cursory scan does reveal several instances of Naughty Words and one use of the phrase 'massive wang'. Sorry, Mam and Dad. I'll try and curb the Language in future. It could have been worse; I could have said fucktard.

God damn it.

In other news, I will be searching for a new domicile soon, as my time in the current flat is almost up. In celebration, here is a brief review of the life lessons I have learned here:

1. Man cannot live by Alphabite alone.
2. The easiest way to put yourself off your breakfast is to have to clean up a mouse corpse.
3. Average annual Tesco disinfectant use rate: Two bottles.
4. One of the vampire henchmen in Blade Trinity sounds like he's called Jocko Grimlet.
5. Tragically, he is not so named.
6. There is no way you and your same-gendered flatmate can both sit in the lounge wearing dressing-gowns without looking an awful lot more friendly than you actually are.